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you have to worry about me cosmic

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ramekin take care of himself she's a one

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man Wrecking Crew holy [\h__\h] um I already

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have a Cosmo Kramer made apparently I do

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have a Cosmo Kramer made he's just log

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in right now and we'll find out where it

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is rare to see wheres cosmo kramer gonna

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Cosmo Kramer is shirtless and he's in a

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room holding a frying pan so things are

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not looking good for Cosmo he's woken up

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from a drunken blackout he's got a

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backpack on with pickles and a glazed

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donut and chips definitely a drunken

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blackout um holy [\h__\h] there's a giant

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hog here where the [\h__\h] are you there's

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a rope ladder and a generator really how

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did Kramer pass out what's my was my

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status I'm okay he's not hurt or

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anything man this hog is huge he's a

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dead pig all there's boxes here it's

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nice Christmas tree me you know what he

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says he's probably at the [\h__\h]

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warehouse in vulture no no I'm not I'm

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know I'm gonna [\h__\h] house dude I'm it

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and it's full of rotten food I'm a New

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Bedford I think there is no new bedford

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there's a new den berg is a bedroom all

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what the hell is hog doing here it's a

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dead pig I'm gonna try I'm just even

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pick up this dead hog I got enough room

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I'm taking this thing you know meth labs

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gone for good [\h__\h] are MREs god damn it

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now i have a boxing marine you're on the

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ground yeah that's not that big of a

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deal wait no more MREs our love this

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game no you just cut like a morales

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somebody finally found the base son of a

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[\h__\h] there's a rope ladder going down

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there's a lot of zombies down there mmm

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yeah this looks like it's a blowtorch

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box of BB some planks pickaxe it's

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probably better than my frying pan even

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know where you're at no I'm figuring

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this out they didn't take the ar-15

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though so i'll put those in my backpack

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for if we find Cosmo there's another I

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don't know where this is going to have a

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I literally don't know where I'm at

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there's like a rope ladder leading down

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somewhere and there doesn't really

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appear to appear to be any stairs

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there's a lot of zombies out outside red

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Boyd official rules so chat rules no

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spam spam is considered three or more

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messages in a quick succession when not

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necessary man okay oh here is the

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official server rules want to bring them

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up someone can take a look at this [\h__\h]

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no race it racist bigoted or sexist

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remarks what profanity is fine as long

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as it's not constantly used to

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personally attack other players mm-hmm

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no advertising of other servers there's

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only two [\h__\h] servers there's Zeke to

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this one red red boy I should I knew

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that there was new rules up because

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Zeke's is back up to like 15 or 20

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players no good so in muldrow you can't

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barricade traps ledge any buildings

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within the Bulger [\h__\h] town okay so

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fresh spawn is horn harmed or killed by

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your trap you'll be I think band nah

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blah blah blah no placement in

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generators buildings or destructive

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destruction of safe houses spawn houses

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ah you gotta declare your faction status

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on reddit if you have a group of four

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more and then you gotta claim your area

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that you control you can only can

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control mrs. if actions cannot own a

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territory spend more in two city blocks

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section bases are open to PvP meaning

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anyone can attack anyone in a faction

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base both factions declare war on each

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other publicly Kos rules are in effect

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anyone the map blah blah blah blah blah

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be careful killing innocent bystanders

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this is the [\h__\h] most strict um be

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careful of coating everyone is kind of

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mean if you're just hanging around

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you're gonna get shot yeah pvp rules no

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killing on site must try to hold up

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light role playing or start a faction

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war between before attacking look I just

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know that's not gonna happen it's got to

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make a new character and he's gonna be

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the Pied Piper who just drags zombies

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around with them to eat people yeah so I

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guess at this point I I don't know what

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to do like I I'm gonna be shot on sight

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by suede or middle Devon that's just I

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know that's gonna happen well that's

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kind of allowable I mean we have a past

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history so I mean I don't I don't I have

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nothing against metal Devin at all I

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just know he will shoot me on sight

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there's no been no conversation between

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us there's been no like text dialogue

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exchange has been meaningful in any way

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whatsoever so you did kill him once

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though he killed me like five times I

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see you have a past history yeah there

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is some history a white History yeah at

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least one message needs to be sent to

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reveal your negative intentions give

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your opponent a few seconds to react to

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your message do not say I'm going to

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shoot you a fire the boy this maegi you

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hit enter okay i'm gonna type in i'm

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about to kill you baba bhot and you're

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in my faction area and he won't see it

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cuz he's smoking that I'm gonna shoot

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him yeah just come ah any player with

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their PvP turned on skull over their

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head is open to attack but someone with

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pvp cannot indiscriminately attack non

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pvv players without a warning first how

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is that determined without it there's a

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warning so this is a server check and

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log to see if there is a text message

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you'll see if somebody takes like a

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screenshot or complaints to the [\h__\h]

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admins they'll go through the law

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folks I look I'm a baby but I'm not that

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much of a baby about it I realizes the

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apocalypse yeah and this mission happens

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it's unfortunate that our our port got

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vandalized repeatedly but you know [\h__\h]

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happens hacking and cheating I

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understand no hacking cheating I get

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that so the bloodhounds are not quite a

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faction they are where they kind of

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leave each other alone and may have a

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joint base that they work out of

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sometimes and then if some [\h__\h] goes

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down they they may bendigo [\h__\h] this is

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not good well as long as they don't

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shoot us on sight I don't care well

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that'll probably happen that's a problem

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Kramer's on his way the mall how hard

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can it be negotiate not to shoot on

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sight yeah I mean Russia and Turkey are

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working on right now we can't we can't

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negotiate this these terms are pretty

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reasonable uh you guys can try and

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negotiate but I can't negotiate on your

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bath that's fair you are playing two

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sides the same coin my friend what are

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you the French I'm the Italians yeah I

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guess you're right yeah they I don't

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hold it against you understand you gotta

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keep playing doing your thing and and

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you spelled van buren well are you

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announcing the van buren boys are back

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wait say which one of your characters

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pledged allegiance to them uh Marty Oh

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Marty st. Morty Seinfeld that's a big

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get man that guy's a powerhouse they got

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more tea and his alts we have Maria it

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did it you have art vandelay on their

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side too ah pretty much anybody I log in

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this Oh while she totally with him

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twenty-four/seven no I'm not I haven't

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even been on I just told metal Devon

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that I that I joined okay some pretty

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much this I know you don't own any gun

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maintenance kits Dewey um see if I have

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any more on me I just got one I just

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wonder who I'm dealing with anymore I

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don't even know you [\h__\h] let's keep

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I'll pretty much probably just end up

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being their base keeper you're gonna be

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their errand boy basically all the

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errand boy other house [\h__\h] pretty much

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this one are both made yeah yours there

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mate picking a bathroom where to go keep

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talking like that you end up getting

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Morty baby come on Chum make sense this

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world trying to find more laced [\h__\h]

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Kenny Rogers chickens yeah he found a

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big fort it's a sanctuary looks like is

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it in the [\h__\h] hotel it's huge do

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this place is huge yeah is it like a

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hotel in polls I don't know I just

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climbed up a sheet rope and I'm looking

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around was it surrounded by a bunch of

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log walls yeah yeah it's the sign it's

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the Bedford community center okay I

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don't know how many people there was

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pretty popular and then they got a

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straight well I just need to push me

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away from these zombies second figure

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[\h__\h] out where the [\h__\h] or the West

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yeah they built quarter a base for

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themselves here rob them rub them or

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someone shooting some assure you at me

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hey hey oh my god Jerry just killed me I

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got an interest phone hello oh my

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[\h__\h] Carrie just killed me so what

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happened to the [\h__\h] rules that Odell

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I took nothing you're in a faction area

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self Oh son of a [\h__\h] sorry well my

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rides here I'll see you guys a little